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Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)