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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.