Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
Knock knock who’s there Joe Joe who Jo mama
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
knock knock whos there? not sally
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
knock knock who's there boo boo who don't cry its just a joke
Knock Knock! Whos there Candace Candace who C A N D I C E N U T S F I T I N Y O U R M O U T H
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
