Knock

Knock jokes

Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the bitch house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Orphan

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Door

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Island

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

Boo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Mouth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?