Knock jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?