Knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.