Knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.