Knock

Knock jokes

Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the bitch house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Orphan

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Nut

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Peanut

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!

KGB

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Mouth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Boo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.