Knock knock (who's there) lettuce (lettuce who) lettuce out of school early
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don't cry in front of me or else I'll cry
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
Knock knock who there Abby Abby who.your Mexican girlfriend.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
Friend:Knock knock Me:who's there Friend: Your life Me: Ahhh, I wish *jumps off building*
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
Knock knock
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dad! Dad Who? Silence
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Knock Knock Who’s there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
Knock knock Who’s there Mimi Mimi who Mimi’s got cancer
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
