Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock knock.