Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"