Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Knock Knock, who's there? god. god who? NO you idiot there is no god, I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
knock knock. who's there? the FBI. the FBI who? are you dumb its the f#cking FBI now open up
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Knock knock who's there knock knock knock knock knock who knock knock you
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
Knock knock Who’s there Draggin’ Draggin’ who? Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face
knock knock whos there? twins. twins who? twins go boom boom today on 9/11
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
Knock knock
Who’s there? Your Boyfriend Your Boyfriend who? Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye
Knock, knock, whos there? I hate you, i hate you who, You hate me?? Rude!
