By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
(Enjoy!)
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
Knock knock who"s there? it's the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
"Knock" "Knock" "Whos there?" "aarghraawa"
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body š¤”š¤”š”
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
knock knock! is that daddy No but im about to be so get on your knees
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Whoās there... Not the little boy
Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
Why couldnāt little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Whoās there? Not Susie.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Whoās there? Not Suzy .
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole š
Yo mama's so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
Knock knock whoās there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
