Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"