Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
