Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"