Knock jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.