Knock jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.