Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the douchbags house.
Knock knock (It’s the octopus)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
knock, knock whos there shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh who? shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
