Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
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