Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.