Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.