"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock Knock Who's there Abby Abby who Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock knock who's there knock knock knock knock knock who knock knock you
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
knock knock You:whos there? Urmom
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
