Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
