Knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What the hell
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.