Knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!