Knock Jokes

Knock knock Hwos here? Far from home hwos far from home Spider man

Knock Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who?

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

knock knock

who's there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke

Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who

why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah it's a penis.

knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: ..Who's there?

Boy: not your parents!

Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

knock knock whos ther boo boo who dont cri its just a joke

Knock knock

Who's there

Insomnia

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.

Knock knock Who's there? Ligma Ligma who LIGMA BALLS

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike