Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
knock knock whos there daisy daisy who daisy me rollinnnnnn
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
Knock Knock, Charlie, Charlie Brown Good Grief
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Knock knock. ̈whos there ̈ P,u! ̈p,u who ̈ p,u you smell like shit
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
