I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned and the steaks are higher.
what sayd the man to the woman??
go to the kitchen lol
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
