Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Person: You can't kill an orphan! Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
