Kids jokes
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?