Kids jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"