Kids jokes

Kid

    • What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

    The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

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    • Wheelchair

    • Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

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    • Kids memes

    Orphanage

    • A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

    The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

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    • Wheelchair

    • I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

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    • Pill

    • Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

    So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

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    • Orphan

    • Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

    The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

    Kid

    • There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

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    • Tree

    • What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

    The tree leaves him hanging :)