Kids jokes

Tree

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

Wheelchair

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Pill

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Wheelchair

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Orphanage

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Orphan

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Prank

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Technology

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Name

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Toy

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.