Kids jokes

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!