Kids jokes

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.