Kids jokes

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Kids?

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.

The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”

Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.