Kids jokes
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."