Kids jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
Me: "I like kids."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.