Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Kids Jokes
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
