Kids Jokes

What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.

Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going

Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids

Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five

The tree leaves him hanging :)

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...