Kids jokes
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.