Kids jokes
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
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She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.