Kids jokes

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.