Kids jokes
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.