Kids jokes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!