Kids jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"