Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Kids Jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
