Kids Jokes

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid One has Functioning neck

One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”

What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump

If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

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What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!

Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration