What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
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Q- what makes depressed kids jump?
A- Bridges
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When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns
The suicide squad
What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
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This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
