Kids Jokes

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

Q- what makes depressed kids jump?

A- Bridges

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns

The suicide squad

What do u call a group of depressed kids

Suicide squad

The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.

Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂

A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing