What does Mrs. Grapes š love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What does Mrs. Grapes š love the most?
Raisin' kids.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks itās a rave party.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why canāt kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no oneās looking for them.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.