Kids jokes
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!