Kids jokes

Adoption

    • A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”

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    • School

    • The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

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    • Kids memes

    Suicide

    • It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

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    • Accident

    • I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

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    • Kid

    • Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?

    Mum: See the four birds over there?

    Kid: Huh, wait a minute.

    Mum: A drunk person would see eight.

    Kid: Mum, but there is only two.

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    • Wheelchair kid

    • My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

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    • Gay

    • How do you find out if your kid is gay?

    Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

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    • Feminist

    • How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.

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