Kids jokes
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!