Kids jokes
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Me when i was 7 be like
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.