I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
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An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
