Kids jokes
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!