Kids jokes

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?

Shoo Ting.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.