Kids jokes
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.