Kids jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.