Kids jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Memes
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...