Kids jokes
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Memes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."