Kids jokes

Kid

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Memes

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Kid

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Kid

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Kid

What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?

“I ain’t reading all that.”

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Orphanage

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

Santa

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Kid

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Kid

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!