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Kids Jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
