Kids jokes
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Memes
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.