What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
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Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted
I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G
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what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone A. Because he got hit by a truck
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
some kids at school made fun of me for playing halo, so i gave them a halo
