Kids jokes

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.