Kids jokes
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Memes
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.