What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."