Kids jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.