Kids Jokes

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day

Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are, Man I love working at an orphanage

kids in the backseat make accidents but accidents in the backseat make kids

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How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot

The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

what does a apple have in common with an emo kid

Answer: They both hang

how does parents punish there blind kid they move the bed

what did the man say to the deaf kid he said

what did the emo kid say to the cashere... Scan my wrists.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

How many kids does it take to paint a wall ?

Depends on how hard u throw them 😂😂😂😂

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)