Kids jokes

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.