Kids jokes

Kid

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Kid

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Memes

Emo kid

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Lamp

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

Kid

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.