Kids jokes

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.