What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Kids Jokes
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
