Kids jokes
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Memes
POV: That one kid tryna wink
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.