Kids jokes
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Memes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻