Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
I saw a kid crying i asked him whats wrong,where are your parents. They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
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who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
what is an emo kids fav game
hangman
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
