Kids jokes

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.

What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?

“I ain’t reading all that.”

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?

A baked potato.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂