Kids jokes

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Q: How do emo kids complement each other?

A: I like your cuts g.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...