Kids jokes

Shot

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Gum

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Memes

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Kid

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

School

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Kid

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

Child

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

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  • AK

    Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

    Kid: AK!

    Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

    Life

    Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...