Kids jokes

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.