Kids jokes
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.