Kids jokes
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?