Kids jokes
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."