Kids jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.