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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand? “I ain’t reading all that.”
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tryed to brighten up is day
What do u call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot wheels
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other? A: I like your cuts g
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
