Kids jokes
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Memes
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.