Kids jokes
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Like if u sleep naked
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.