Kids jokes
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did I get a divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.