Kids jokes

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOOF"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your Parents."

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

Nurse: *Laughs*

Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

Proceeds to laugh.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.