Kids Jokes

What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t

Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk

TEN YEARS LATER

Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

What did the kids say hi to? A slide

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away

why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk

What do you say to a depressed special kid:

“Why so down”

Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?

why was the kids report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level

A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?

Society

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying. Man, I love working at the orphanage.