Kids jokes

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

Nurse: *Laughs*

Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

Proceeds to laugh.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣