God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Kids Jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
