Kids jokes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Day 3
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.