Kids jokes
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.