Kids jokes
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Memes
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.