Kids jokes

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.