Kids jokes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.