To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
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What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
Me vs The Emo kid we go to high-five a tree I get a high five the emo kid is left hanging
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
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I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
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