Kids jokes
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Memes
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.