Kids jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.