Kids jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Memes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.