Kids jokes

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The suicide squad.

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.