Kids jokes

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

A: Wave at him.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

I AM SO SORRY!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

*in the hospital*

Paralyzed kid: I'm out!

*walks out the room*

Blind kid: You can walk?!

Mute kid: You can see?!

Deaf kid: You can talk?!

Doctor: Wut the f**k?

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).