Kids jokes

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!