Kids jokes
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.