Kids Jokes

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.