Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!