Kids jokes

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.

Just kidding.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.