Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Kids Jokes
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
