Kids jokes

Lightsaber

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Poor

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Orphan

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Orphanage

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Suicide

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Kid

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Orphan

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Orphan

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Kid

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Emo kid

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Dad

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Onion

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.