Kids jokes

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."