Kids jokes
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."