Kids jokes
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
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Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."