What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.