Kids Jokes

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut

how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law

what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look

What game do emo kids love the most Hang man

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of ‘em can see there parents

What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"