Kids jokes

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.