Kids Jokes

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.