A starving homeless kid ask me for food
I said "sorry,my plate is full"
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were... Man i love working at a Orphanige
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid
they both hang from trees
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
Is it ok to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
what is yellow and cant swim?
A bus full of kids.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
