Kids jokes
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.