What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?