Kids jokes

Emo kid

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Rope

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

Principal

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

Memes

Orphan

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Ass

There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

Baby

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

Michael Jackson

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

Kid

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

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  • School Shooter

    When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

    Sloth

    What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

    They both hang from trees.

    Orphanage

    I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

    Man, I love working at an orphanage.