Kids jokes
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Memes
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵