Kids jokes

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Boy Scout...

- A kid who dressed like an idiot.

- An idiot who dressed like a kid.

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.