i gave a blind kid a gun and told him it a hair dyer
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When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Me (I like kids)
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It ever gets old.
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball??
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
