Kids jokes
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
That one stupid kid in class :
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"