Kids jokes
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.