Kids jokes
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.