Kids Jokes

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him

I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it

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There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!

what did the rope and the tree say to the kid

do you want to hang later

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"

So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”