Kids jokes

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.