Kids jokes

Dyslexic

    • Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

    Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

    Difference

    • What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

    Kid

    • Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

    A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.
    Kids memes

    Hamster

    • When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.

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    • Wheelchair

    • Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

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    • Orphan

    • I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

    Kid

    • You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

    TV Show

    • I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

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    • Food

    • Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

    "Knuckle babies" don't eat.

    Dad

    • Friend: Hi.

    Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

    Friend: Me?

    Me: Damn, no, not you.

    Friend: Then who?

    Me: The orphan kid.

    I guess we're the same.

    Tack

    • I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

    Orphan

    • One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”