What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
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What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
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How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
