Kids jokes
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.