Kids jokes
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
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I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.