Kids jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
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I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.