Kids jokes

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.