You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
I saw a kid crying yesterday so I asked him where js parents were, god I love working in a orphanage
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him HOT WHEELS
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it