Kids jokes
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!