Kids jokes

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?