Kids jokes

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.