Kids jokes
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
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In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"