Kids jokes

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.

FUCK EMO KIDS!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of kids.

Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.