Kids jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.