Kids jokes

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Why does the emo kid skip class?

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.