Kids jokes
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!