Kids jokes

Kid

    • Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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    • Fart

    • TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

    Girl

    • A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

    Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

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    • Kids memes

    Suicide

    • One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

    They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

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    • Hill

    • Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

    Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

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    • Friend

    • My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

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    • Vegetable

    • This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

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