Kids jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Memes
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.