Kids jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Memes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"