Kids jokes
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
What do you call your kids?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.