Kids jokes
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD