Kids jokes
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Memes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣