Kids jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."