Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Kids Jokes
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.