Kids jokes
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"