Kids jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Memes
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.