Kids jokes
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.