Kids jokes

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.