Kids jokes

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.