Kids jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.