Kids jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Memes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!