Kids jokes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?

So it can hang him.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.