Kids jokes
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.