Kids jokes
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.