Kids jokes
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.