VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
