Kids jokes
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
gordan ramsey
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"