Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Kids Jokes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
