A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Kids Jokes
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
