Kids jokes
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.