Kids jokes
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.