Kids jokes

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

In the morning at 6:30 AM,

Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

Me: Trump & Biden.

Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

After school,

Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

"She looks at her clock."

Teacher: And now I am sewed.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.