Kids jokes
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Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
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When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.