Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
Q: What is the Difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. And Michael Jackson F@ck$ little kids in the @$$!
what do kids have in comments, they have parents, right?
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
HEY KIDS ARE YOU READY FOR FAPTISIM
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
are you a school? cause I wanna shoot kids in u
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
I pushed a disabled kid over and he came crawling back to me
A autistic kid
When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
